Regular Guys Applying for Secretarial, Hairdresser Jobs So They Can Justify Buying V6 Mustang
Hot on the heels of stellar reviews of the new Ford Mustang V6, with over 300 horsepower, the Department of Labor reports that record numbers of guys are applying for new types of jobs. According to Undersecretary of Political Favors Mike Gellman, “Basically a lot of guys want the new Mustang V6 but can’t justify it to their friends and families because it was traditionally a chick car. So we’re seeing huge rise in applications for certain types of positions.”
Monster.com and the Department of Labor report tremendous spikes in applications from “dudes” for the following positions:
Secretary/Administrative Assistant
Hairdresser
Public Relations Assistant
Public Relations Coordinator
Entry-Level Advertising Assistant
Human Resources Associate
Manicure Technician
Pharmaceutical Sales Rep
Jello Shot Distributor
Daughter of Successful Car Wash Owner
I am an in-flight host for a major airline. My life partner tells me that my chosen career is too manly for such a car. What do you think?
I’m a cashier, but it’s at a beer store – can I still justify that as an excuse for buying a V6 Mustang (with money I don’t have, so it’ll never really get bought)?
@ both of you:
yes