Overpriced Car Proves Itself Sales Success With Important Crackhead Demographic
Bugatti's Prestige Edition Eau du Parfum costs $3700
An absurdly overpriced car has surpassed expectations and become a sales success with the desirable Crackhead demographic, according to reports from the car’s manufacturer.
“We were surprised ourselves, if I’m being honest. We expected this car to be a moderate hit with the Douchebag community. It turns out, however, that the Douchebags weren’t interested. But the majority of the purchasers we polled is a big fan of crack-cocaine,” said an executive at the manufacturer.
Analysts also point to another increasing segment of the market who contributed to the overpriced car’s success. “It’s easy to say that you had to be on crack to buy this car. But people forget that 22% of sales came from the Fucking Idiot population. They’re growing, and their spending power is considerable,” remarked Peter Gazetti of PMG Analysts in Detroit.
People who bought the car also reportedly are fond of getting soda from hotel minibars, Monster brand A/V cables, movie theater popcorn, and living in Manhattan.
Monster cables…NICE