MetaCars Goes to Geneva, No One Else is Here
Well we finally stumped up the budget at MetaCars and sent our correspondent Kevin McStabby to the Geneva Auto Show.
Strangely, there were no flights into Geneva, so we hopped a flight to Syracuse, an hour away. Even more strangely, nobody is here. Sure it’s cold like Geneva is supposed to be, and there are several metres of snow, but we haven’t seen any other journalists yet. It’s like a ghost town.
Where the hell are the cars? All I see is an Arby’s and something called Hobart and William Smith Colleges. Luckily, the Genevois are super nice, and everybody speaks English — most without so much as an accent!
Updates forthcoming…

Fools! The car show is in the Geneva with the lake and the cheese and the people speaking German! Obviously that’s the one in Wisconsin.