MAILBAG: Answering Readers’ Questions
Today we reach into the MetaCars’ mailbag and answer YOUR questions! I promise to be insulting!
First, a letter from a Mr. John Doe, who has asked to remain “anonymous” (IP address 193.220.51.2):
Why hasn’t MetaCars been posting new stories lately?
Well Scott, we were on vacation. It was hot and sunny in South Florida. You’re not egocentric enough to think I’m going to waste my time writing stuff for you, are you?
Michelle Huddleston of South Bend, Indiana writes:
Do you actually have anything new coming or just the same bullshit warmed over stories?
Thanks for writing, Michelle. I’m sorry your herpes meds have you so ornery. We have a mix of warmed over stories and some really cool new stuff coming. Watch MetaCars for an interview with a super-important, really critical, important and well-known automotive commentator.
Another jackass asks:
Dude love the site, but what’s up with the profanity? I can’t read it at work…
Yeah sorry about that. We’ll cut back on the “fuck this” and “ass that.” Oops. Shit. I fucking did it again.
Tom Ridge, of Virginia writes:
Your site Metacars isn’t even funny at all. DON’T BOTHER, LOSER.
Tom you’re pretty funny for a guy who, 8 hours from now, will only have one working kneecap.