Lincoln MKX Files Suit Against Plastic Surgeon for Botching Facelift

Lincoln MKX after the facelift.

Lincoln MKX after the facelift.

The Lincoln MKX has filed a medical malpractice suit against Dr. Philip Rosenrosen of Beverly Hills, CA for allegedly “fucking up its face real bad” in a botched facelift operation.

The suit claims that after the Lincoln MKX had begun to really look its age, and younger people “just weren’t into it at all,” it met with Dr. Rosenrosen. He promised he could, with a moderate facelift, renew interest from everyone. “The surgery obviously was screwed up. Just look at its face,” said sibling Ford Edge.

The Los Angeles County District Attorney is now investigating Dr. Rosenrosen on separate charges that he inappropriately groped the Lincoln MKX while performing his surgery. When asked to comment, Rosenrosen said “It said ‘MyTouch Lincoln. What the hell do you expect me to do?”

1 comment to Lincoln MKX Files Suit Against Plastic Surgeon for Botching Facelift

  • Raymond Emerson

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