Intern Assignment: Lemon Party Cocktail Hour follow-up

Well, that was one hell of a party.

I am writing this on my laptop from a hotel room. I don’t know how I got here, I don’t remember most of the evening, and I don’t know why I can’t find my underwear.

I called the editors and thankfully they are not mad. They said to try and piece the evening together, so I will attempt to do so. My head is killing me and my, um, well another part of my body hurts for some reason too. Lets see if I can break down my night at the Lemon Party Cocktail Hour.Well, I found some notes…

7:30pm: I arrive at the nondescript hotel on the outskirts of town. The lady at the front desk says the place is fully booked and the party will begin out by the pool in one hour.

7:50pm: I wear my new shirt and tie, grab my camera and a pen notepad and head down to the pool to watch the guests arrive.

8:25pm: Some of the teams start to arrive. I am surprised at the number of older men participating in this upcoming LeMons race. Oh well, they probably have the most experience wrenching on cranks.

8:35pm: Hmm, still no ladies – oh well, I should grab a drink.

9:00pm: haha, these old dudes are funny and super friendly, I feel like one of the guys here. Oh, it appears some folks are even up for a bit of night swimming. Should be fun!

9:30pm: Man, these vodka and lemonads are going down e-a-s-y… Some guy named Val is giving me a back rub right now. Thanks Val!

10:45pm: Thidds wsihsa gooooddds peerttykjl!@@2

11:50pm: askldjfas;fhajsfhajklsdfhadfhaldjkfhaldfkhaldkjfhaiouerou23049ru0f0dfjadjkadfakdfjlakjldkjafdjd;————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————–

After that I think my computer battery died. I tried to follow up with 24hrs of LeMons head honcho, Jay Lamm but he swear he knows nothing of a pre-race Lemons Party. He was also laughing at me, which I found sort of rude. Oh well, perhaps the party has a tinge of secrecy to withhold.

All in all, it was an interesting experience. I had photos of the party but someone has stolen my camera… I will google Lemon Party later on and see if I can find any traces of my work. I bet something has to show up. For now, I am going to try and get some sleep. Until next time!

-Kip Zinger, drifting (in and out of consciousness)


Seriously though….why does my ass burn?

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