Ford Focus IV Unveiled, Set to Fight Soviet in Moscow
Ford has unveiled its fourth iteration of the popular Focus in Detroit. While many followers were surprised that the Focus is name is coming back for yet another generation, this one is sure to be a cult classic. To go back to its roots, Ford engineers developed this Focus in frozen Siberia, even though competitors were preparing their entries in high-tech labs.
The ad campaign has been leaked, with the slogan set to be “It’s not human. It’s a piece of iron.” No one from Ford was on hand to explain what that means, as the car is made of steel, plastic, and aluminum.
See the press release below:
Ford heads into the ring for the fourth time in this heart-pounding automotive drama. A new challenger steps forward to take on the Focus’s world C-Segment title: Volkswagen Golf (Dolph Lundgren), a gargantuan C-Segment hatchback from the Soviet Union. After Drago kills Opel Astra (Carl Weathers) in an exhibition match, Focus sets out to avenge his friend by agreeing to a globally-televised match in the heart of Moscow. Expect a heart-pounding fight to the finish.