Economists: Toyota May Need 2 Entire Months to Be Beating the Crap Out of Everyone Else in Sales Again
Toyota may take as many as two months to regain its posture of beating the crap out of everyone else in sales again, according to Nobel Laureate in Economics Doug Gilmour.
“We’re projecting up to eight weeks where crazy incentives from competitors, Toyota’s sales hiatus, and some cautious people shopping elsewhere,” said Gilmour. “After that though, Toyota will resume its posture of just selling shit tons of cars.”
Gilmour was inconclusive whether this two month period where Toyota looks vulnerable will actually be the end of the world. “It’s tough to say. We survived the Large Hadron Collider, so I suspect we’ll get past ToyotaPedalScandalGate.”
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“After that though, Toyota will resume its posture of just selling shit tons of cars.”
LMAO. You made my day with that one.
It might be that, in the cases where these Toyotas accelerate uncontrollably, it’s a matter of the rubber tread separating from the actual pedal assembly. This would support the Firestone connection from last week.
Once Toyota is back on top, they will offer incentives to the choads who took the incentives from other manufacturers and be even more upside down on their cars! Good for them!