College Student in Bar: Cousin’s M3 Is Not Fast Enough
Albert Muloch, his cousin Fred Nowinski, and an unnamed friend
A college student from Hoboken, New Jersey, is claiming that his cousin’s BMW M3 — which he has driven a whole bunch of times — is just not fast enough for his tastes. Albert Muloch, 22, says “Yeah, I had it up to like a buck twenty. But you have to realize, I’m a seriously good driver. I don’t just mean PS3 good, I’m like awesome on the road. One time I went to a track day in my modded Eclipse, and I just was killing guys in Corvettes and AMG Benzes.”
Murloch’s cousin Fred Nowinski, 31, was also at the bar. “Al? Dude I could totally kick his ass. My M3 is fast as shit, but I will probably turbocharge or supercharge it. I know a guy with a Ferrari, and I almost beat him in a race, so I’m sure with the mods it won’t even be close.”
Albert Murloch agreed with the move to add a turbocharger or supercharger. “For someone of my skills, 414 hp is not enough. Yeah I know Road & Track said 0-60 in like 4 seconds or whatever, but that’s not fast to me anymore. Every car needs more horsepower. I can totally handle that shit.”