BREAKING: There Will Be Only 9 More Special Edition Chrysler PT Cruisers
The PT Cruiser is nearing the end of its lifespan, having now been in production for ten years. MetaCars has learned that Chrysler is down to a mere nine more special editions for the PT Cruiser, which has been available in dozens of special editions over the years. While those didn’t really help sales too much, Chrysler is sure that this time will be different. Coastal intellectual elite liberal buyers will be interested in these, for sure:
Post Apocalyptic Dystopian PT Cruiser – snow plow welded to front, wire mesh over windows, rocket propelled grenade sticking out back. Please beware of special zombie entrance door in floor.
Lost Edition PT Cruiser – with a cache of guns, food with generic labels, and mysterious door beneath passenger seat
Crappy 1974 Retro PT Cruiser – with 95 horsepower V8
New Hyundai Edition PT Cruiser – Smells like melty crayons inside
PT 109 Cruiser – Made from wood, has deck guns and JFK
Part Time Cruiser – Will start on some weekdays but doesn’t come with benefits.
Tenth Anniversary PT Cruiser – with CD of Mambo Number 5 by Lou Bega burned to CD-R after being downloaded from new service called Napster, includes Star Wars Phantom Menace ticket stubs, Sports Illustrated bio of up and coming cyclist named “Lance Armstrong” who will try to win the Tour de France for the first time ever.
Transmorphers Edition PT Cruiser – Cross promotional with Transmorphers, a straight to video knock off of Transformers.
Electric PT Cruiser – To be shown at car shows. Does not actually have an electric motor. Engine bay is filled with old newspapers.
I heard a another edition, the Tiger Woods edition – It has collision avoidance,bullet proof (well, Iron proof) glass and an in car blue tooth system that deletes all read Text messages automatically
I’m holding out for the Chrysler PT by Maserati – costs $65,000, but except for the slightly Italian interior, looks exactly like what your Aunt Gladys drives.
What?! You mean they won’t do a PT Cruiserbird with a basket handle rear wing, wedge-shaped nosecone and vinyl top? Lame.
I’m holding out for the TP Cruiser, which does doubl duty as a porta potty.
@Alff: how is that different from the current model?
The Parkinsons Edition comes standard with imbalanced wheels.
The Prostitute Edition is a renter special. It costs $20 for a quick jaunt, $75 for a one night job and $200 for custom tailoring.
And the Bad Language Edition comes with one f***ing s***ty engine.