BREAKING: In Dramatic Change of Nothing, Next Season of TopGear to Focus on Million Dollar Cars Racing Against Aircraft, Jokes About Richard Hammond’s Teeth, James May Being Slow
In an interview with a British tabloid, producers of the wildly popular BBC program confirmed that next season will be a dramatic departure from tradition. Rather than jokes about James May being a slow driver and Richard Hammond having unBritishly white teeth, and feature segments in which they race million-dollar sports cars against military equipment, the next series of Top Gear will feature jokes about James May being a slow driver, Richard Hammond having unBritishly white teeth, and several comparison segments of million dollar sports cars with military equipment.
Also, there will be a test of some British car that kind of sucks, but is completely amazing.