BMW Tuner AC Schnitzer to Sell Chicken Cutlets, Will be Called AC Schnitzel

Famed BMW tuning house AC Schnitzer will diversify its business, expanding its operations from modifying BMWs to selling high-performance breaded and fried chicken, veal, and pork cutlets. The new performance sub-brand will be called AC Schnitzel.

Engineering and breadcrumb development will be based in Vienna, Austria, thought to be the traditional home of schnitzel dishes.

“Our foray into food will stay consistent to AC Schnitzer’s brand values,” said spokesman Klaus Friedrich. “Every piece of schnitzel will come with a chin spoiler, performance-enhanced batter, and hand-tenderization to improve roadholding. We expect that our current AC Schnitzer customers, frequently with more hair gel than brains, will literally eat up our new AC Schnitzel products.”

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