Alfa to Enter U.S. in 2010, with Six New Models

We all agree it doesn't look awkward and crappy. Because it's an Alfa.
According to the intrepid writers at TheExcellentAmazingBritishAutoGuide.com (TEABAG), we can confirm that Alfa is going to enter the U.S. market in 2010 with up to six new models. “At least the Alfa 169, Alfa 149/Milano, MiTo, unnamed SUV, and new $20,000 RWD turbo coupe will come to the States”, TEABAG reported this morning. There may be another model, but TEABAG didn’t mention it, so we’re not sure if they can’t count or if Alfa is keeping something secret. Alfa’s owner, Fiat SpA, has expressed plans to become profitable by next week. “It should be no problem,” Marchionne said. “Ferrari has been bullshitting customers about serial numbers and model history for years. I don’t see why I can’t cook the books enough to make you think we’re rolling in cash.”